Man in the Bowler Hat

"Hmmm.... Neat"

- The Man in the Bowler Hat on the formation of the Universe.

The Man in the Bowler Hat (formerly the man in the Sailor's Cap, the Scholar's Cap, and many titles besides) is understood to be not quite human though he takes the appearance of one, recognized primarily by his distinct head ware and the occasional long coat. Certain arcane scholars such as the Fleeting Tapir have theorized the Man in the Bowler Hat to have existed prior the the rest of existence, having been present to have viewed its formation. This theory has been confirmed as far back as 1914. When asked by the Fleeting Tapir on his opinion of the universe, The Man in the Bowler Hat laughed long and loud. After collecting himself, the Man in the Bowler hat responded that the universe and all its wonders was "neat". Existing prior to the Multi verse as it is understood, the Man in the Bowler Hat has no Synonyms. The Man in the Bowler Hat is thought to have been present for the formation of the successful League of Nations found in certain Universes, as well as the aiding the Allied Powers, and lending a hand in the formation of The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO).